Tong for skid whores

Santa’s sleigh won’t be taking off just yet — some of his finest reindeers are tangled up in trouble. Captured by fervent zealots with very unholy plans, these beauties need saving… and someone to jingle their bells.

The stakes are high, the clothes are minimal, and the reins are definitely not in Santa’s hands anymore. Slide in, cut through the madness, and make this winter night a very naughty one.

The Tong for Skid Whores event begins December 13 at 00:00 GMT.