I was expecting this to be satire and making actual points about issues in america, but its just the same few jokes over and over and honestly comes off as anti-gay in the process. Couldn't make it to the end because the humor just kept getting more and more upsetting
Presidential Dating Simulator
Drumpf: Presidential Dating Simulator is the nightmarishly sexual, adults only dating sim parody THEY don't want you to play— think you've got what it takes to seduce a fat, orange president before it's too late?
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Reviews Summary
The game elicits mixed reactions, with some players enjoying its humor while others criticize its repetitive jokes and perceived insensitivity. Overall, it seems to lack depth and engagement.
The Good
- Best game ever
- Flamin' hot hysterical satire
- Highly enjoyable, ironically
- Fun and stupid game
The Bad
- Repetitive late night jokes
- Insulting homophobic vibe
- Boring, like reading a book
- Not for easily offended
The Horny
- Softcore sex scene
- Didn't get a sniff of cock
- Loved it for the whole family
- Hot
Top rated reviews
I bought this game, against all evidence that I shouldn't, in the hopes of getting some wacky, silly but ultimately sexy antics in the white house and maybe a somewhat tasteful R34 pinup of the HBIC. Having played through this game in roughly an hour or so, I was given a bunch of tired, boring, repetitive late night talkshow quality jokes and a limp dicked(…
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Drumpf: Presidential Dating Simulator is the nightmarishly sexual, adults only dating sim parody the voters demanded! Will you find yourself falling in love with the Donald, or just string him along, breaking his heart and all of societies rules in the process? The choice is YOURS!Story
Young Dreamer and White House intern, Larry Lopez, thought he had the perfect life, until a dark twist of fate forced him into a high stakes bet with the President. Now he'll need to win The Donald's heart over the course of three globetrotting dates and consummate a green card marriage, or else find himself shot into space, deported to distant stars.Features
- Horrifying romance!
- Titillating art!
- Erotic music!
- Controversial dialogue choices!
- Branching paths, with multiple endings!
- Exotic locales including Washington, Moscow, a public restroom, and more!
*All characters depicted are 18 years of age or older.
Kink Breakdowns
The game revolves around a dating simulation involving a male protagonist and a male president.
The primary objective is to seduce the president, which is a central theme of the gameplay.
The game includes elements of breaking societal rules and potentially humiliating scenarios.
Comments (123)
Most recent community feedback.
Zestine
Love the visuals and the side missions. The character banter is top tier.
Nyra
Story is solid and the combat feels great, just wish there was more UI customization.
Kiro
I keep coming back after every update. The new scenes were worth it.